TEN COMMANDMENTS





Thou shall have no other animals before you, but a moose.

Thou shall always hug or kiss a moose.

Thou shall not misuse the name of any moose.

Thou shall not do any work on the seventh day, but watch a movie with a moose.

Thou shall honor your father and your mother, so that thou may live long with your moose.

Thou shall not murder any moose.

Thou shall not commit adultery on any moose.

Thou shall not steal a moose or have any moose stolen.

Thou shall not give false testimony against a moose.

Thou shall not leave a moose in the rain.